I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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