THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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