I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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