similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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