So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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