Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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