You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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