i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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