I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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