When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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