So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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