is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I wish i was in the wii world.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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