Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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