have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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