Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
