was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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