do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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