Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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