butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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