I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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