what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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