Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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