Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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