U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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