I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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