Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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