No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i would punch a child for taco bell
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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