That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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