The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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