When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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