Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Randomize
