KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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