she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
