Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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