he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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