I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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