It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
