On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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