i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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