I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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