this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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