Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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