She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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