these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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