ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
tell me about the fingering
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