So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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