My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
They have beer where we have blood.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
