Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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