Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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