i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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