he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
