"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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