I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
