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(607): View more from New York

I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.

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(925): View more from California

After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.

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(207): View more from Maine

Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.

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(646): View more from New York

I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.

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(813): View more from Florida

Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”

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