i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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